I'm new

Hello I am new here. I have two people who currently visit this site everyday I bet you guys won't guess who.

I am known as Squirrel to my friends and girl friend.

I am good at making people laugh at my stupidity.

I am terrified of birds because of Alfred Hitchcock.

I want to be either a lumberjack or a teacher or a biker.

I have the best zombie plan ever ask me sometime to tell you.

I know how to take over the world in less than one year.

I am fluent in Barbarian, Bad English, and three different dialects of whale/dolphin.

Haha, hey Squirrel, good to have you here.

By the way, if you need anything, I can probably get it, so just give me a PM .

Daniel went to the Metallica concert with me.

He is my brother
Rather on the mean side as you can see in keiths youtube video

He hasn't come in a really long time...

Nope. Quite a shame..

I was wondering what you guys thought about my signature.

interesting, that has got to be the smallest transparent image I've seen

Damn it didn't work.

lol.

I have no idea what to do than.

*sigh* KTOWN WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?
Go to preferences and make sure the "show my signature" option is on.

Okay I hope this works.

Chuck Norris is better than Jack, don't get me started.

I'm N00b, I am known for ________ and am ____________

Crap, I needa find out.

Jack is way better he quit for 5 minutes and a nuke goes off.

No. Chuck ftw.

Can Chuck Norris survive 20 months of major Chinese interrogation and only need a shower, shave, and change of clothes and be fine?

All he needs is himself.

IAmN00b wrote:All he needs is himself.

He needs no shower. He can walk out of there and check his myspace or whatever the hell chuck norris does when he isn't doing ridiculously incredible things .

He doesn't have a myspace, he has a ChuckSpace, and when someone gets in his space, he roundhouse kicks them.

IAmN00b wrote:He doesn't have a myspace, he has a ChuckSpace, and when someone gets in his space, he roundhouse kicks them.

*virtual high five*

*hits back but misses and hits in face*

That is an indication I am SO white.

Trust me I am way whiter.