I'm running out of relatives (The EVEN MOAR-BID Thread)

[quakegod667]

Today I learned that not 1, but 2 of my uncles have some form of cancer, lyca-something. Both of the relatives have been fighting it for a while and the doctors all thought it went into regression. Surprise!

After my last remaining great-grandmother's death 2 weeks ago, you'd think that there would be something good waiting to happen. Before I know it, a relative of mine's gonna die that I actually know!

Ah well, just another decayed brick in the wall of despair (Pink Floyd! What can I say? ).

The irony is that all of this happened after I dropped the morbid persona... *forced laugh*

[Electro Tomato]

Is it lycanthropy?

[KTownEgghead]

You have way more relatives than I do D: That my family bothers to keep in touch with, anyway...

[quakegod667]

Is it lycanthropy?

I wish it were

[quakegod667]

It just goes on and on...

My aunt has Colitis (inflammation of the colon). She's having lots of problems.

Well, I made this thread. Might as well use it to inform of all the despair in my relativial tree (is that a word?).

[KermitForPrez]

I knew a guy who died. No joke.

[quakegod667]

I knew a guy who died. No joke.

Keep MJ out of this.

[KTownEgghead]

Did somebody set flame to your family tree?!

[KermitForPrez]

According to this graph, oil production is going slower than is needed for necessary consumption.



The USA is the most consuming of all countries. It would be more expensive here than anywhere else to buy oil, especially with the war going on.

This, and the fact that no one gives a fuck about Quakegod, suggest that no one would ever take the time, effort, and money to burn any of Quakegod's possessions. There are more easy ways to annoy him, such as spamming topics about dicks in his new forum.

This has been my lecture, and I hope you have enjoyed it.

Also, dying is not cool. Stay in school, kids.

[quakegod667]

There are more easy ways to annoy him, such as spamming topics about dicks in his new forum.

OMFG you really did it! You Nazi would not want a permaban, wouldst thou?

[KermitForPrez]

OMFG

Don't you mean, "I came in my pants"?

BTW, dying is really bad, but it's necessary for life, yeh no?

[quakegod667]

You know, I wonder how the forum would do without Kermit...

[KermitForPrez]

I GOT 1337 POSTS AND NO ONE TOLD MEH?!?!

I hate you all.

But if you guys died, that would be terrible. I can sympathize with Quakegod.

[quakegod667]

Ok, let's get back on-topic here.

*waits patiently for grandmother to get herpes*

EDIT: Heyyyyyyyy, THIS IS THE SYMPOSIUM!

Anything off topic will result in a warning.

B&

[KermitForPrez]

The symposium wouldn't be here without me, so I don't think that rule applies.

ESPECIALLY IF I ADD THINGS OF RELEVANCE TO THE TOPIC IN EACH OF THE POSTS!

Dying is not good.

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